Hamilton Place Death Metal Long Sleeve
Designed + printed in Chattanooga
Every purchase gives back
Free shipping on orders $49+
Free Local pickup in Chattanooga
Free exchanges within 30 days
The horrible traffic. The two-hour wait at P.F. Chang's. That one light that's only long enough for 2 cars. The unbearable number of options. That one questionable buffet you knew you shouldn't risk. You did anyway. And now here you are, dealing with the consequences.
You know the place. It's the scariest place on earth.
If you've braved it with kids: #1, what were you thinking? And #2... okay, hotshot.
And if you've wrapped up a Trader Joe's run and finished with a soft pretzel clutched in your hand as your prize, you're a true legend.
This shirt is too scary for most. You can't claim one unless you've braved the vast expanse yourself and come out the other side, forever changed and a little poorer. Get one and scare your mom, your coworker, or your neighbor's kids. They won't be able to sleep for weeks.
A: Wrong size? We’ll swap it for free within 30 days, and we cover shipping both ways. It just needs to be unworn with the tags still on, so no “tried it on for one quick hike.” Refunds work too, minus $6.99 return shipping. Sale items are final sale. Read the full refund policy.
A: Free on orders over $49.99. Under that, it’s $6.99. Orders ship within 3 to 5 business days and usually land 3 to 4 days later. Faster than your group chat deciding on dinner.
Yes. Choose local pickup at checkout and we’ll email you when your order is ready. Pickup is always free.
A: It’s pre-shrunk, so it’ll stay the size you bought. Wash cold and tumble dry low. Any cotton shirt can lose a little on high heat, so maybe don’t dry it on the surface of the sun.
A: Cold wash, inside out, tumble dry low or hang dry if you’re feeling like a responsible adult. Inside out protects the print, so it lasts through a few hundred laundry days. And don’t iron over the design. Nobody irons t-shirts anyway.
A: Every design is drawn by real artists, most of them local, and designed right here in Chattanooga. We print with small screen print shops we trust, most of them right here in town. No stock art, no robots.
A: Every single one. Part of every order supports local nonprofits doing good work in Chattanooga, so your new favorite shirt is technically a good deed. Learn more about who we support.